Calvin: Well, you know what historical fiction is? This is sort of like that. I'm writing a fictional autobiography. It's the story of my life, but with a lot of parts completely made up.

Hobbes: Why would you make up your own life?

Calvin: Because in my book I HAVE A FLAMETHROWER!

-From the best comic strip of all time

Sam Welch - My Bio

Hello, insignificant Earthlings. My name is Sam Welch, and I am you ruler and overlord.

Not truthfully, but that fantasy is tons more interesting than the reality. Basically, I laze around and vegetate in my grotto when I'm not at school. I play video games some, I argue, troll, talk, and watch TV on the internet, and I play the piano quite poorly. My practical skills include joking and not taking things seriously. (which can be both good and bad)

I have a mother and a father and one brother who is a senior this year. Over the summer I sat in the dark and accumulated dust. I hope that I don't fail this year.

And to the rare person who knows where the name of this blog comes from, you are official and incredibly awesome.

Keep chilly, free willies
-Sam